So this happened
- Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
- Americans: um hey we'd kind of like jobs
- Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES
- Americans: or heath care
- Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
- Americans: you're not listening are you
- Debate moderator: Did you really ask your second wife for an open marriage as she just announced on national tv tonight?
- Republican candidates: GASP
- Newt Gingrich: HOW DARE YOU ASK ME ABOUT MY FAMILY VALUES IN A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE HOW IS THIS RELEVANT
- Debate moderator:
- Americans:
- Bill Clinton:
Good news, everyone!
Thanks to the hard work of the FBI, big scary threat to national security Megaupload has been taken down, and we can all rest easier tonight!
In other news, I still can’t get married, global warming is slowly starting to spiral out of control, the US continues its…
“The average homosexual has 1,000 or more partners in a lifetime, and the average homosexual has only one sexual encounter per partner and never sees the person again after that encounter.”
Ron Paul
This is so accurate, it’s like he knows me oh my God
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Wow, I wonder where this statistic was found! Who the fuck has time to fuck that much??
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Challenge accepted.
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Homeboy needs to stay outta my schedule book
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Ron Paul has obvious never met a lesbian. We have a U-Haul joke for a reason (hint: it’s funny ‘cause it’s true.)
There is a More Guilty Party #6 - Spending and Deficits
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Tolerance Chaser of the Day: In an important policy speech yesterday in honor of International Human Rights Day, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced the Obama administration’s intention to use foreign aid incentives, among other tools, to encourage the improvement of LGBT rights around the globe
Acknowledging before diplomats in Geneva that “my own country’s record on human rights for gay people is far from perfect,” Clinton took an important step toward universal acceptance by publicly stating the government’s position that “like being a woman, like being a racial, religious, tribal, or ethnic minority, being LGBT does not make you less human.”
And, she added, “that is why gay rights are human rights, and human rights are gay rights.”
“Just look at us. Everything is backwards. Everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health. Lawyers destroy justice. Universities destroy knowledge. Governments destroy freedom. The major media destroy information. And religion destroys spirituality.”
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Wall Street Mocks Protesters By Drinking Champagne
umm, yeah…that is some fuckery.
In case there was any doubt….the 1% don’t care about you.
