“The average homosexual has 1,000 or more partners in a lifetime, and the average homosexual has only one sexual encounter per partner and never sees the person again after that encounter.”

Ron Paul

This is so accurate, it’s like he knows me oh my God

(via autumn-and-eve)

Wow, I wonder where this statistic was found! Who the fuck has time to fuck that much?? 

(via overandup)

Challenge accepted.

(via fonsecadelsur)

Homeboy needs to stay outta my schedule book

(via avocadosalad)

Ron Paul has obvious never met a lesbian. We have a U-Haul joke for a reason (hint: it’s funny ‘cause it’s true.)

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    what….the….fuck.
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    I’m about to spam the shit out of this with tifs, y’all.
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  18. sweetprecisionsoftcollision reblogged this from coeurdesfeuilles and added:
    Damnit. Gotta get out of this monogamous shit and up my pace….
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    SUCH… What…what
  21. ifitseasy reblogged this from amindy07 and added:
    Where the hell did that statistic come from? I must be such a bad homosexual. That just sounds exhausting!
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  23. thecatwhisperer reblogged this from rosalafae and added:
    rosalafae) I better start grindin’ then, damn. RON PAUL YOU SET SUCH HIGH EXPECTATIONS FOR ME HOW CAN I EVER MEET THEM?
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  29. sir-redcrosse reblogged this from the-maddest-scientist and added:
    LOL O RON are you implying that straight guys don’t have one night stands? I think pretty much every primetime tv show...
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